It snowed last night! In the eighties on Sunday and below freezing last night: a prime example of Global warming…I mean Texas weather.
In other news, the Texas primaries are today, so the only acceptable excuses for you not voting would be:
-you don’t live in Texas
-you don’t have a clue about anyone who is running (acceptable might be a misclassification)
-you are extremely busy with work and don’t know where your voter’s registration card is…